Saturday, April 14, 2007

Moon Bat 101




Good morning class, today we will be discussing the typical Moon bat attack. Below is a recent post from a Moon bat. You'll notice the Moon bat starts the message with a personal attack against the author, this type of behavior is typical for a Moon bat especially when they have nothing meaningful to say.


My goodness, like this administration the author of this review lives in a mythical fairyland of make-believe.

We're not defending a thing in Iraq, except the MIC's and Halliburton's ability to rape the American Taxpayer for the Oil Industry. Who got their deal for 90 percent of Iraq's oil, now they just need our troops there to enforce the deal. In this paragraph the Moon bat begins to use emotionally charged words such as Rape. They do this to try to elicited an emotional response instead of relying on rational thought and logic to support their argument.
This is followed by outlandish claims that have no basis in reality
This war was sold on pack of lies. The Bush Admin was dealing with the Persians (Iran) in 2001 to prepare them for our attack of Iraq--this was before 9-11. Again this section uses half-truths and inflammatory words with no real substances to speak of, which is typical of the Moon bat

This administration has its roots in the creation of Al Qaeda. Remember those Stinger missiles? Heck, Iran-Contra folks were involved in getting the forged Italian "Niger" docs to the US Embassy -- Ledeen and Ghobufar. Here the Moon bat spews more outlandish conspiracy theories which again have no basis in reality

No son, stick with the movies... a quarter million Iraqi dead, and thousands of wounded and dead Americans fighting for the oil industry and fascists is ignoble, and insult to every freedom loving American who has served.
Finally the Moon bat closes with another personal attack on the author. These creatures should be pitied and if you see one please encourage them to seek professional help so they can avoid embarrassing themselves further in the future.
Carl Lee, V-N vet

Well, class it should be pretty clear to all of you now that Moon bats are irrational, illogical, creatures who use personal attacks and fear tactics to get you to fall in step with their Anti-American Agenda. After careful and THOUGHTFUL analysis of the Middle Eastern Conflict since 1978 it appears America needs to ensure Democracy is spread throughout the region because one thing is for sure. If the Islamic Hardliners and fundamentalist have their way, there will be no more America and we all better get use to praying five times a day; because the alternative is to have your throat slit.

Class dismissed

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