Tuesday, August 15, 2006

If World War II were fought today

Great Post from the OP-FOR Blog

-The New York Times would expose the Manhatten Project during initial uranium enrichment phases.

-International A.N.S.W.E.R. would respond to the attack on Pearl Harbor by organizing a rally to condemn US aggression in East Asia.

-Britain's counterstrikes against German V-2 rocket emplacements would be labeled a "disproportionate response."

-So would Operation Overlord.

-Michael Moore would tell us "there is no facist threat."

-Cindy Sheehan would be photographed hugging Benito Mussolini, praising his emphasis on affordable health care.

-The United Nations would demand they be allowed to inspect concentration camps before even considering passing a weak resolution in the Security Council.

-Academics around the country would go on TV questioning why we declared war on Germany when it was Japan who attacked us.

-Germany, Italy, and Japan would propose a resolution for UN peacekeepers along the borders of their newly conquered territories.

-Newsweek would run the headline "What will it take to win?" with Allied forces bearing down on Berlin.

-International media outlets would demand access to Allied prisoner of war camps, and ignore concentration camps.

-Ward Churchill would call the dead sailors at Pearl Harbor "little Eichmanns," but neglect to think of a catch phrase for Adolph Eichmann and the rest of Hitler's cabinet.

-Kofi Annan would lead a delegation to Berlin, ceding France, the low countries, North Africa, the Balkans, Poland, and central Europe, while proclaiming "peace in our time."

-The war against Japan would be labeled "racist" by a prominent team of intellectuals.

-Somehow, some way, the whole mess would be blamed on the Jews.

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